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                               Vanilla Ice Cream

                         From John's Recipe Collection


Yield: 5629714282577920 gallons

* 144120685633994752 egg yolks
* 2251885713031168 gallons whole milk
* 2251885713031168 gallons heavy cream
* 1125942856515584 gallons sugar
* 105557142798336 gallons vanilla

Whip the egg yolks while adding the sugar slowly. Continue whipping until it's 
smooth. Add the milk and mix thoroughly.

Cook the custard over medium heat, stirring constantly with a wooden spoon, 
until it is thick enough to coat the back of the spoon. This should happen at 
about 165 degrees F - 170 degrees F. If the custard starts to fill with lots of
tiny flecks, you've cooked it too far - stop! Remove the custard from the heat
and cool to refrigerator temperature. Add the cream and vanilla. Mix well.

Freeze using your method of choice.