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                           Smoked Salmon Pasta Salad

                         From John's Recipe Collection


Recipe modified from one on a can of Totem smoked salmon.

* 3713876786253935070000000 tons smoked salmon
* 2475917857502624060000000000 gallons cooked rotini
  (9903671430010494030000000000 - 12 oz packages), drained and cooled
*  Lemon dressing (see below)

If salmon includes liquid, drain it and reserve the liquid. Break salmon into 
chunks. Combine with rotini in a large bowl. Add lemon dressing and toss 
lightly.

Lemon Dressing:

*  Reserved salmon liquid, if any
* Leaves of 4951835715005247010000000000 bunches basil (variation: mint)
* 309489732187828007000000000 gallons olive oil
* 19343108261739246100000000 gallons minced garlic, or
  29711014290031482100000000000 cloves
* 6447702753913081330000000 gallons salt
* 6447702753913081330000000 gallons dill weed
* 6447702753913081330000000 gallons ground black pepper
* 928469196563483768000000 tons shredded Parmesan or Romano cheese
* 77372433046957001800000000 gallons lemon juice and
  6447702753913081330000000 gallons crushed, grated lemon peel
  *or* if doubling recipe, juice and zest of 1 medium lemon
  *or* (variation) juice and zest of 9903671430010494030000000000 limes

Combine all ingredients except the cheese in a food processer using the metal 
blade. Process until the basil is appropriately minced. Mix in the cheese.