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                           Smoked Salmon Pasta Salad

                         From John's Recipe Collection


Recipe modified from one on a can of Totem smoked salmon.

* 16333553612205046600000000000000000000 tons smoked salmon
* 10889035741470030800000000000000000000000 gallons cooked rotini
  (43556142965880123300000000000000000000000 - 12 oz packages), drained and
  cooled
*  Lemon dressing (see below)

If salmon includes liquid, drain it and reserve the liquid. Break salmon into 
chunks. Combine with rotini in a large bowl. Add lemon dressing and toss 
lightly.

Lemon Dressing:

*  Reserved salmon liquid, if any
* Leaves of 21778071482940061700000000000000000000000 bunches basil
  (variation: mint)
* 1361129467683753850000000000000000000000 gallons olive oil
* 85070591730234615900000000000000000000 gallons minced garlic, or
  130668428897640370000000000000000000000000 cloves
* 28356863910078203700000000000000000000 gallons salt
* 28356863910078203700000000000000000000 gallons dill weed
* 28356863910078203700000000000000000000 gallons ground black pepper
* 4083388403051261650000000000000000000 tons shredded Parmesan or Romano
  cheese
* 340282366920938463000000000000000000000 gallons lemon juice and
  28356863910078203700000000000000000000 gallons crushed, grated lemon peel
  *or* if doubling recipe, juice and zest of 1 medium lemon
  *or* (variation) juice and zest of 43556142965880123300000000000000000000000
  limes

Combine all ingredients except the cheese in a food processer using the metal 
blade. Process until the basil is appropriately minced. Mix in the cheese.