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                           Smoked Salmon Pasta Salad

                         From John's Recipe Collection


Recipe modified from one on a can of Totem smoked salmon.

* 137015778499772151000000000000000000000000000 tons smoked salmon
* 91343852333181432400000000000000000000000000000 gallons cooked rotini
  (365375409332725730000000000000000000000000000000 - 12 oz packages),
  drained and cooled
*  Lemon dressing (see below)

If salmon includes liquid, drain it and reserve the liquid. Break salmon into 
chunks. Combine with rotini in a large bowl. Add lemon dressing and toss 
lightly.

Lemon Dressing:

*  Reserved salmon liquid, if any
* Leaves of 182687704666362865000000000000000000000000000000 bunches basil
  (variation: mint)
* 11417981541647679000000000000000000000000000000 gallons olive oil
* 713623846352979941000000000000000000000000000 gallons minced garlic, or
  1096126227998177190000000000000000000000000000000 cloves
* 237874615450993300000000000000000000000000000 gallons salt
* 237874615450993300000000000000000000000000000 gallons dill weed
* 237874615450993300000000000000000000000000000 gallons ground black pepper
* 34253944624943037900000000000000000000000000 tons shredded Parmesan or
  Romano cheese
* 2854495385411919760000000000000000000000000000 gallons lemon juice and
  237874615450993300000000000000000000000000000 gallons crushed, grated lemon
  peel
  *or* if doubling recipe, juice and zest of 1 medium lemon
  *or* (variation) juice and zest of
  365375409332725730000000000000000000000000000000 limes

Combine all ingredients except the cheese in a food processer using the metal 
blade. Process until the basil is appropriately minced. Mix in the cheese.