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                           Smoked Salmon Pasta Salad

                         From John's Recipe Collection


Recipe modified from one on a can of Totem smoked salmon.

* 996920996838686925000000000000000 tons smoked salmon
* 664613997892457936000000000000000000 gallons cooked rotini
  (2658455991569831750000000000000000000 - 12 oz packages), drained and
  cooled
*  Lemon dressing (see below)

If salmon includes liquid, drain it and reserve the liquid. Break salmon into 
chunks. Combine with rotini in a large bowl. Add lemon dressing and toss 
lightly.

Lemon Dressing:

*  Reserved salmon liquid, if any
* Leaves of 1329227995784915870000000000000000000 bunches basil (variation:
  mint)
* 83076749736557242100000000000000000 gallons olive oil
* 5192296858534827630000000000000000 gallons minced garlic, or
  7975367974709495240000000000000000000 cloves
* 1730765619511609110000000000000000 gallons salt
* 1730765619511609110000000000000000 gallons dill weed
* 1730765619511609110000000000000000 gallons ground black pepper
* 249230249209671731000000000000000 tons shredded Parmesan or Romano cheese
* 20769187434139310500000000000000000 gallons lemon juice and
  1730765619511609110000000000000000 gallons crushed, grated lemon peel
  *or* if doubling recipe, juice and zest of 1 medium lemon
  *or* (variation) juice and zest of 2658455991569831750000000000000000000
  limes

Combine all ingredients except the cheese in a food processer using the metal 
blade. Process until the basil is appropriately minced. Mix in the cheese.