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                           Smoked Salmon Pasta Salad

                         From John's Recipe Collection


Recipe modified from one on a can of Totem smoked salmon.

* 535217884764734967000000000000000000000000 tons smoked salmon
* 356811923176489970000000000000000000000000000 gallons cooked rotini
  (1427247692705959880000000000000000000000000000 - 12 oz packages), drained
  and cooled
*  Lemon dressing (see below)

If salmon includes liquid, drain it and reserve the liquid. Break salmon into 
chunks. Combine with rotini in a large bowl. Add lemon dressing and toss 
lightly.

Lemon Dressing:

*  Reserved salmon liquid, if any
* Leaves of 713623846352979941000000000000000000000000000 bunches basil
  (variation: mint)
* 44601490397061246300000000000000000000000000 gallons olive oil
* 2787593149816327890000000000000000000000000 gallons minced garlic, or
  4281743078117879640000000000000000000000000000 cloves
* 929197716605442579000000000000000000000000 gallons salt
* 929197716605442579000000000000000000000000 gallons dill weed
* 929197716605442579000000000000000000000000 gallons ground black pepper
* 133804471191183742000000000000000000000000 tons shredded Parmesan or Romano
  cheese
* 11150372599265311600000000000000000000000000 gallons lemon juice and
  929197716605442579000000000000000000000000 gallons crushed, grated lemon
  peel
  *or* if doubling recipe, juice and zest of 1 medium lemon
  *or* (variation) juice and zest of
  1427247692705959880000000000000000000000000000 limes

Combine all ingredients except the cheese in a food processer using the metal 
blade. Process until the basil is appropriately minced. Mix in the cheese.