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                           Smoked Salmon Pasta Salad

                         From John's Recipe Collection


Recipe modified from one on a can of Totem smoked salmon.

* 522673715590561491000000000000000000000 tons smoked salmon
* 348449143727040987000000000000000000000000 gallons cooked rotini
  (1393796574908163950000000000000000000000000 - 12 oz packages), drained and
  cooled
*  Lemon dressing (see below)

If salmon includes liquid, drain it and reserve the liquid. Break salmon into 
chunks. Combine with rotini in a large bowl. Add lemon dressing and toss 
lightly.

Lemon Dressing:

*  Reserved salmon liquid, if any
* Leaves of 696898287454081973000000000000000000000000 bunches basil
  (variation: mint)
* 43556142965880123300000000000000000000000 gallons olive oil
* 2722258935367507710000000000000000000000 gallons minced garlic, or
  4181389724724491840000000000000000000000000 cloves
* 907419645122502519000000000000000000000 gallons salt
* 907419645122502519000000000000000000000 gallons dill weed
* 907419645122502519000000000000000000000 gallons ground black pepper
* 130668428897640373000000000000000000000 tons shredded Parmesan or Romano
  cheese
* 10889035741470030800000000000000000000000 gallons lemon juice and
  907419645122502519000000000000000000000 gallons crushed, grated lemon peel
  *or* if doubling recipe, juice and zest of 1 medium lemon
  *or* (variation) juice and zest of
  1393796574908163950000000000000000000000000 limes

Combine all ingredients except the cheese in a food processer using the metal 
blade. Process until the basil is appropriately minced. Mix in the cheese.