Some of you might be interested in learning how ADF evaluates Groves and their members. The following document, stolen from the Fifth Vice Deputy ArchDruid should prove to be enlightening.
| ADF term | Meaning |
| Exceptionally well qualified | No major blunders to date |
| Active socially | Drinks alot |
| Has socially active significant other | S/He drinks too |
| Quick thinking | Offers plausible excuses |
| Indifferent to instruction | Knows more than the Dueffus |
| Resourceful | Adept at hiding mistakes |
| Approaches different problems with zest | Finds others to do the job |
| Expresses him/herself well | Speaks English |
| Active recruiter for Grove | Buys drinks for people |
| Excellent ritual leader | Equal number of summonings and banishings |
| Good chant facilitator | Has a loud voice |
| Remains at rituals as long as possible | Has miserable home life |
| Keen sense of humor | Knows lots of dirty jokes |
| Experienced with many different groups | Gets kicked out of Groves often |
| Alert | Hard to pin down on anything |
| A fine Druid of great value to ADF | Usually can be talked into opening gates and leading rituals |
| Even tempered | Usually in bad mood |
| Highly reliable | Usually shows up for ritual |
| Excellent record | Have yet to prove anything against them |
| Thrifty | Saves used but good candles |